“I met my replacement at the table… and said the one thing no one expected.”

I slid a photocopy of the deed onto the table with one finger.

“I bought the house six months before the wedding with money my aunt left me,” I said.

“Elliot never contributed to the down payment.

He was never on the title.

And since you care so much about standards and paperwork, Josephine, you might remember that your attorney insisted all premarital assets remain separate.”