First night in my house—and they were already assigning themselves the best rooms.

She instructed me to make sure the linens were turned down and warned me not to use fabric softener because Paige had sensitive skin. I laughed because her sense of entitlement was so absolute that it was almost comical.

“I do not have a housekeeper,” I told her. Gillian paused for a moment before suggesting that perhaps I should hire one immediately.