I bought my parents a $425,000 seaside mansion for their 50th anniversary, but when I arrived, my mother was crying and my father was shaking.

Fiona paused near the front steps, gripping her purse.

“Where are we supposed to go?” she asked, hoping for a handout.

“You are going to the house you currently live in,” I said.

Gregory muttered, “We are actually behind on the payments.”