At 5:42 p.m., I found my husband in our $18,000 backyard pool with the neighbor who borrowed sugar every Tuesday. He whispered, “Don’t make a scene.” So I picked up their clothes, pressed one button, and let the whole subdivision hear the truth.

Mrs. Whitmore leaned over her fence in gardening gloves, one hand still muddy.

Two teenagers stopped their bikes near the curb and stared toward my house like a firework had gone off in daylight.