My son h.i.t me 30 times in front of his wife… so while he was sitting in his office the next morning, I sold the house he thought was his.

My phone rang immediately, and I knew exactly who it was.

“Who is at my house right now?” he demanded, his voice tight with panic.

I leaned back and said calmly, “Those are the new owner’s representatives, so I suggest you answer the door.”