My five-year-old daughter ran into my room at 2 a.m., clutching her stomach and crying, “Mommy, there are little fish swimming inside me.” Hours later, doctors found 36 magnets in her body, and my husband looked at me and asked, “What did you do to her?” I didn’t argue—I simply asked the police to check our dining room security camera… never imagining which family member would appear in the footage.

Lily made a face.

“They taste yucky, Grandma.”

Margaret laughed softly.

“That means the magic is working. Just one more.”

The video continued.

One by one.

Patiently.

Calmly.

She fed my daughter the magnets while praising her for being “such a brave girl.”