My husband h:it me because I wouldn’t let his mother into the house. Afterward, he slept soundly. The next morning, he placed a makeup bag next to the cut on my lip and said, “My mother’s here for lunch. Cover the wound and smile.” But when he returned at midday, he found all his clothes scattered in the garden… because that house was never his. It was mine.

I asked her very softly, “Whose name do you honestly believe is printed on the property deed?”

She scoffed loudly through the speaker. “My son’s name is on it, obviously, because a wife only owns what her husband generously allows her to have.”

I glanced over at Samantha, who simply raised one amused eyebrow in response.