At my July 4th cookout, my son’s wife scraped my dinner into the dog’s bowl and said: “The hired help eats last – go wait by the dock!” I buttoned my coat and said: “Now they’ll learn who owns this land.” Later, she turned pale in front of everyone!

Behind me, music resumed.

They believed they had humiliated a lonely widow. They did not know they had just insulted the sole trustee of two hundred waterfront acres, the owner of the house beneath their feet, and the woman who could end their fantasy before the final firework faded.