I canceled my ex-mother-in-law’s credit card the moment the divorce was finalized—and when my ex called, furious, I finally said everything I had kept bottled up for years. “She’s your mother, not mine. If she still wants quilted Chanel bags from Fifth Avenue, figure out how to pay for them yourself.”

I walked with slow, deliberate steps down the hallway toward the foyer.

“I know you are in there, Sophia!

Open the door!”

Victoria’s voice had pitched into a shrill, manic screech, completely devoid of the faux-aristocratic restraint she normally projected.

I reached the front door and silently pressed my eye against the brass peephole.