Eleven minutes after I got home from femur surgery, my mother-in-law kn0cked a crutch out from under me. As I screamed in pain, she and my husband dra.gg.ed me to the garage, left me on the freezing concrete, locked the door, and took my pa!nk!llers.

My husband intended to use me.

My mother-in-law intended to use both of us.

And neither realized the other had a separate endgame.

I returned to the hospital that night.