At 2 a.m., my husband left for the airport with his mistress, convinced I was asleep. He sent a cruel goodbye photo. I replied with four words that made him call me immediately in panic.

“Good morning, Daniel.”

“Don’t play games with me.

The transfers aren’t going through.

My cards aren’t working.

Vanessa’s card isn’t working.

What did you do?”

I smiled.

“You mean the company cards you weren’t supposed to use for personal travel?”