On our wedding night, my husband’s friends suggested a game called “Recognize the Bride.” Blindfolded, he walked right past me, took my maid of honor’s hand, and said, “This is my wife.” Then he kissed her in front of more than thirty guests. I didn’t argue. I pulled out my phone, because one recording was about to prove that none of it had been a mistake.

“I just stepped out to use the restroom,” I lied calmly.

He glanced nervously toward the closed door of the master suite and murmured, “Savannah accidentally spilled a drink on her dress, so I told her to go inside our room and grab something nice from your wardrobe.”