My husband returned happily from his lover’s house before dawn, convinced that I would only cry when I discovered the betrayal. “The house is yours; I’ll soon have something much better,” he told me, referring to his ailing father’s inheritance.

“Not sharing a one-bedroom rental while you wage a multi-year legal war against your ex-wife, your dying father, and his attorneys.”

That very afternoon, the grand romance for which he had blown up his sixteen-year marriage came to an abrupt, pathetic end.