I came home carrying a diamond bracelet, designer shopping bags, and black lace lingerie for my mistress

“How?”

“I assumed she’d looked me up.”

“Did that flatter you?”

I almost snapped at him.

Then I realized it had.

“Yes.”

“What else?”

I leaned back.

“She knew I liked old jazz. She knew I hated crowded restaurants. She knew I’d grown up with money problems.”