A Sheriff Arrested Me in a Diner Without Knowing Who I Was, Then His Deputy

“Judge Whitlock,” he said, “if that’s really who you are, maybe we can clear up this unfortunate misunderstanding privately.”

I tilted my head.

“You arrested me without probable cause,” I said. “You accused me of resisting when I never resisted. You told me no one would hear me scream.” My voice stayed calm, but every officer in that room heard every word. “And now that you know who I am, you’d like to resolve things privately?”